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CambriaSpeedRacer 04-10-2017 10:30 AM

Troller Spam Rhapsody
I promised I would post it here once tweety came back.

Normal is my additions
Italics is Vanessa's additions

Is this the real site?
Is this spam fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from spam-ality

Open your eyes, look around the site and see
I'm just a poor girl, don't need this tragedy
Spammers are easy come, easy go, posting high, posting low

Watching as the site goes, and it really matters to me, to me

Mama, I'm banning a man
Clicked the report button I saw
Typed "he's a troll" but he's not gone
Mama, we do not need spammed
But this guy doesn't seem to know

Mama, ooh, I feel like I'm gonna cry
If more spammers come back this time tomorrow
Come on Tweety, come on Because this kind of matters…

Too late, he's still around
Sends shivers down my spine
He's making us feel not fine
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta get away from all this awfulness

Mama, ooh, don't want this site to die
I sometimes wish I'd never logged on at all…

I see a little blue and yellow lit button
A new thread? A new thread? Is this really good news, though?
Spamming fast like lightning, very very frightening, me!

CAN HE PLEASE GO (can he please go) CAN HE PLEASE GO (can he please go) CAN HE PLEASE GO, THIS DUMB TROLL
I'm just a poor girl, and this troll hates me
She's just a poor girl facing a poor trolling
Spare her her life from this monstrosity

Easy come, easy go, will he let us go?
This spammer! No, he will not let us go. (Let us go!)

This spammer! He will not let us go. (Let us go!)

This spammer! He will not let us go. (Let us go!)

Will not let us go. (Let us go!)

(Let us go!) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh mamma mia, mamma mia,
Mamma mia, let me go
This troll spammer has a thread set aside for me, for me, for me!

So you think you can spam us and cause us to cry?
So you think you can swear and leave this site to die?

Oh, spammer, can't do this to us, spammer,

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here.

This site really matters, anyone can see
This site really matters
This site really matters... to me...
(Watching as the site goes...)

VanessaMay18 04-10-2017 12:47 PM

I've been singing this to myself all day

CambriaSpeedRacer 04-11-2017 12:08 PM

I got the image in my head of A Cappella and Jonas singing this publicly and the rest of the Saving Bearville crew (minus Amelita) don't even realize they did this until it hits YouTube

VanessaMay18 04-11-2017 12:13 PM

That sounds hilarious XD

mayaluckybear19 04-11-2017 05:26 PM

i totally didn't just sing that whole song to myself :nope: nice work! c;

MelonyAutumn7 04-12-2017 09:14 AM

Bravo ladies

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