TAW when your swimming in the ocean, and a crab pinches your toe, and you scream: "Holy Fudge! What the glob was that?" And everyone stares at your thinking your getting eaten by a shark or something.
TAM when your at a party and there's a PVC pipe with tons of clothes on it and you walk out laughing not looking where you're going, smash your head on the wall and end up seeing your friends brother who says, "Ha, just like -insert brothers name-. : D" and you're just like, ".__. Go away."
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TAM when your at the public swimming pool and you try to do laps, but these kids won't stop following you. You go left, they go left, you go right, they go right.