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Old 06-15-2009, 09:28 PM
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hey guys! are you in the mood for some awesome jokes! well here are 12 come take a look! enjoy!


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1. how do most ticks die?
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they have heart atticks

2. Why would you take a ruler to bed?
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to measure how long i sleep

3. What is a large, pastry-eating snake?
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a piethon

4. What kind of sweets do pelicans like?
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pelicandy

5. What vitamin do fish take to stay healthy?
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vitamin sea (c)

6. What does a 200 pound parrot say?
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polly want a cracker NOW!!!

7. After a strenuous workout, how does a fish check it's weight?
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it uses its scales!

8. What bird is at every meal?
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a swallow

9. What happens when a tick eats too fast?
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it gets the tickups!

10. Why is it so noisy when rhinoceroses do aerobics?
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they have horns!

11. When did the shellfish stop exercising?
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when their mussels hurt

12. What do you call a messy, young kangaroo?
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a sloppy joey


I hope you liked all those jokes and i hope you can answer them all.
Instead of PMing, please keep all discussion on the thread. You can create spoilers for each of the answers on this thread. Faith

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Old 06-15-2009, 09:31 PM
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4- sweetfish? isnt that a kind of fish?
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Old 06-16-2009, 12:24 PM
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no i posted all of the answers in spoilers. hope you liked them all! they were in my health book so i wanted to post them on here
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Haha , #1 & #9 are so cheesey . I like it . [; Good jokes !
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Old 06-16-2009, 03:01 PM
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Oh pelicandy! I like #'s 2 and 5.
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LOL thanks guys!
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# 1doesn't make sense lol , 2 do you mean how long its sleep?,3 a what?, 4 what?,5 that is cool,6 wow,7 omg very funny,8 LOL,9 oh ok, 10 wow,11 ha!,12 hey I knew that! Great Jokes!
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Lol! XD
Nice one brittney !!!!
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thanks aly! i can't believe they were in my health book! along with brain teasers i posted on here
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Those are pretty good! LOL!
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