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Old 02-10-2010, 11:06 PM
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Hi all and welcome to club Sam Puckett off iCarly! Just to make it clear, no talk of Jennette McCurdy (already a club of that) iCarly in general (already a club for that!)

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We don't have any ranks either! This club is designed for fun, fun, FUN!

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Sam Puckett's best one-liners/insults:

We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!
Your the Queen of the Jerks
I love pork but you don't see me emailing Mr Squiggles (toy pig) 2000 times a month!
Sam: If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life.

my lifetime amount of bacon or yours?

Carly Shay: You're in trouble.
Sam: Who has urine trouble?

Sam: The least we can do is nothing.

Sam Puckett: Those Dingo people are dead!
Carly Shay: What are we gonna do?
Sam Puckett: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!

Freddie: He's a jerk.
Sam: You're the queen of the jerks!

Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade?

Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.

Mrs. Benson: [comforting Lewbert after he's injured] Aww, you poor thing. You look horrible.
Sam Puckett: He looked horrible before the accident.

Sam Puckett: [crying] I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?

Sam Puckett: Well, let's just say one of you is gonna win a date with an awesome guy.
Shannon: Freddie?
Sam Puckett: I said awesome guy, not ridiculous goob.

Shannon: I think Freddie's cute and smart.
Sam Puckett: Okay, what did you eat for breakfast? A big bowl of crazy flakes?
Reuben: [standing behind Sam] There's my raspberry soccer ball.
Sam Puckett: And speaking of crazy flakes, *it’s you!*!

Sam Puckett: If you're looking for my pork pot pie, a cop ate it!

Sam Puckett: Hey, thanks for that fire alarm. You saved me from giving an oral report on "Scarlet's Web."
Carly Shay: You were too lazy to read the book?
Sam Puckett: I was too lazy to see the movie.

Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.

Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.
Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a (i am replacing this with nub) it makes me emotional sometimes.

Freddie Benson: Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control.
Sam Puckett: I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!

Sam: Wow. I used to rate geeks on a scale of one to Freddie. But I think Nevel just broke that scale.

Sam: [to Freddy] You just keep making out with your stuffed animals


Freddy: What up, my peeps?
Sam: Wow, that greeting was uncool in so many ways.

Sam: Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?

Carly: It's on Splashface!
Sam: Relax, it has only had 27 views.
Carly: Oh thank goodness.
[silence, Carly observes the video]
Carly: [calmly] Sam?
Sam: Yeah?
Carly: THAT'S 27,000!

Sam: She's Carly!
Carly Shay: She's Sam!
Sam: Sam I am!
Carly Shay: [pointing at each other] Carly, Sam...
Sam: I think they're clear.

Sam: Hey look, you invited the doof.
Carly: Sam...
Freddie Benson: Aww man! I didn't know that was gonna be here.

Freddie Benson: Keep your hands off my AV equipment.
Sam: You mean I can't play with the white balance on your super-di-dupity camcorder?
Freddie Benson: Oh sure! Everybody jokes about the white balance until there skin tones go magenta.
Sam: [clears her throat] Carly will never love you.

Carly: When did your mom say she was going to pick you up?
Sam: She's not.
Carly: Why?
Sam: Because I told her you asked me to spend the night.
Carly: I didn't ask you tot spend the night.
Sam: Well you should, 'cause I'm not leaving.

Sam: Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?

Freddie Benson: [talking about iCarly] And you're gonna need a technical producer right? Set up the lights, audio, work the camera...
Sam: Awww... he wants to be our geek.
Freddie Benson: Gahh! You got a big mouth lady!

Sam: Thanks to our nerdy (changed to nerdy, it was a different word) friend Freddie...
Freddie Benson: That's disrespectful!

Carly: Today we are gonna show kids with bizarro talents.
Sam: [musically] Freak show!
Carly: [whispers] Stop that.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Carly: Okay, this first kid we're gonna show you can take a glass of milk...
Sam: -this is so deliciously gross...
Carly: -snort the milk up into his nose...
Sam: And it's the best thing ever!
Carly: And then make the milk squirt out of his eyes!
Sam: I wanna MARRY this boy!

Carly: I give glasses with feet girl an eight.
Freddie: I give her a nine.
Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.
Freddie: Why?
Sam: Just for being you.

[Sam promises Carly concert tickets]
Carly: Well, that'd be awesome, but those tickets have been sold out for months.
Sam: You let me worry about that. I've got ways, Carly Shay. And do you know what else I've got?
Freddie: Pimples on your but?
[Freddie and Sam glare at each other momentarily, then Freddie takes off]
Sam: He was smart to run.

Freddie: Our fans don't like it when best friends fight. Neither do I.
Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.
Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a nerd (changed) it makes me emotional sometimes.

Carly: Oh all you ever think about is ham.
Sam: I'd rather have a shirt made of ham.

Carly: Don't you give me ultimatums.
Sam: Don't use words I can't understand.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Freddie: Now usually I'm behind the camera...
Sam: Where you should be.

[on the iCarly webcast]
Freddie: See, Carly and Sam are in a big fight, and both girls think they're right.
Carly: I *am* right.
Sam: You *am* wrong.
Carly: You *am* obnoxious.

Carly: My hair feels like it was attacked by a vacuum cleaner.
Sam: Mine feels like it's been yanked by a Freddie.


So join the club today! Or you will be subject to mindless VMs filled with Freddie's gibberish tech talk! Only joking!

Join people!

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Old 02-10-2010, 11:13 PM
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We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:29 PM
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Old 02-10-2010, 11:43 PM
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lol I love that one!

Yay I hate ranks, it just makes people feel bad and a lower priority
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:04 AM
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Yesh, that was the aim. I know what it feels like to be left out and feel lower than everyone else and I didn't want that for other people.
Did anyone watch iSaved Your Life a few weeks back? Sam bought a Taco from the Taco van that squashed Freddie XD that was funny. She came in screaming with a taco in hand XD.
Now I know this is related to iCarly in general, but can I ask something? When you type in icarly.com does it redirect to the website of your country? When I type it in, it redirects me to icarly.com.au. Is this for everyone?
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:11 AM
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Sam: If a guy wants a date with Mama, he should ask me. And pay for it. Or he can just give me the money and stay out of my life.

Carly Shay: You're in trouble.
Sam: Who has urine trouble?

Sam: The least we can do is nothing.

Sam Puckett: Those Dingo people are dead!
Carly Shay: What are we gonna do?
Sam Puckett: We're gonna go find 'em and kick 'em in their dingoes!

Freddie: He's a jerk.
Sam: You're the queen of the jerks!

Freddie Benson: You put a dead fish in my locker, I handcuffed you to Gibby. Now we're even.
Carly Shay: Yay. Who wants lemonade?

Sam Puckett: I don't play to get even. Mama plays to win.

Mrs. Benson: [comforting Lewbert after he's injured] Aww, you poor thing. You look horrible.
Sam Puckett: He looked horrible before the accident.

Sam Puckett: [crying] I don't like working! I don't know how people do it. It's horrible! Th-they don't let you sleep, or watch TV, or go online, and they expect you to be nice to all the customers! And I'm not even allowed to eat the chili. Do you know what it's like to be me, surrounded by giant pots of chili and not allowed to eat it?

Sam Puckett: Well, let's just say one of you is gonna win a date with an awesome guy.
Shannon: Freddie?
Sam Puckett: I said awesome guy, not ridiculous goob.

Shannon: I think Freddie's cute and smart.
Sam Puckett: Okay, what did you eat for breakfast? A big bowl of crazy flakes?
Reuben: [standing behind Sam] There's my raspberry soccer ball.
Sam Puckett: And speaking of crazy flakes, *it’s you!*!

Sam Puckett: If you're looking for my pork pot pie, a cop ate it!

Sam Puckett: Hey, thanks for that fire alarm. You saved me from giving an oral report on "Scarlet's Web."
Carly Shay: You were too lazy to read the book?
Sam Puckett: I was too lazy to see the movie.

Sam: Seven, but I give Freddy a negative two.

Carly Shay: Aw Sam, you're crying.
Sam: No, Freddie's just... such a (i am replacing this with nub) it makes me emotional sometimes.

Freddie Benson: Ha! She couldn't be nicer to me if she tried 'cause, she has no self control.
Sam Puckett: I have oodles of self control! I self control myself all the time!

Sam: Wow. I used to rate geeks on a scale of one to Freddie. But I think Nevel just broke that scale.

Sam: [to Freddy] You just keep making out with your stuffed animals


Freddy: What up, my peeps?
Sam: Wow, that greeting was uncool in so many ways.

Sam: Why do they put a bone right in the middle of a ham?
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no not for me i live in usa, maybe its because icarly is produced in the usa not au

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Old 02-11-2010, 12:11 AM
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LOL I was about to ask you to separate them and you already did! Thanks so much!
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lol np i found them on the internet
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:17 AM
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Lol ok. Because i type in icarly.com, and it automaticly changes to icarly.com.au. Maybe because I live in Australia? IDK. We need some good insults now... lol!
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Old 02-11-2010, 12:23 AM
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lol, but this is random but both sam and carly hae kissed freddie. Buut sam still insults him
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